OK, I’ve stopped hyperventilating
Those little sparkly out-of-focus things there are the GREEN-wire lights. As opposed to the stupid ol’ white ones I bought yesterday. So I’m mostly happy. Half the ornaments are up. The one pictured above being the first that the little guy brought over to me to hang on the tree. Funny thing…he didn’t want to hang any of the ornaments. He just wanted to take them out of the box and bring them over to me so I could hang them. I just assumed he’d be yanking on the branches in an effort to get them onto the tree himself. They never do what you think they’re going to, do they?