One: We just received Chitty Chitty Bang Bang from Netflix last week and I already have the theme song and several others stuck in my head. I was making dinner earlier and humming “Toot sweet, toot sweet!” And on a side note, I know this will sound a bit weird, but Dick Van Dyke was kind of hot back in the day. Go ahead, judge me.

Two: Cell phones may be the reality in telephony, but what are you supposed to do when you need your hands free? You can’t cradle the phone between your shoulder and your chin. They are simply too small. This was not very well thought out in the planning of the communications of the future. Hello? How can I cook and gab at the same time?