We were in the car tonight on our way home. I noticed Dev looked like he might be falling asleep so I was trying to find a way to keep him awake. (Do not fall asleep before 6:30, kid…please!) I asked him to tell me a story. He didn’t hesitate:

Once upon a time
There was a man named Poop
He was poopy and he sold poop to people
Then he peed on himself.

Certainly not the tale I expected, but entertaining nonetheless!