Joel’s parents are starting him off on the right foot

People: Listen up! When you go to the car dealership to buy your Honda, Ford or Hyundai, there’s a list of options that you can select from. Blinkers, folks, are not on that list. They come standard on any car, even the Yugo. So when you’re driving along the boulevard and decide you want to turn, use the blinker. Duh! That’s all I have to say. Or all I can get away with saying.